May 2013
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If you only listen to the news, then you can probably say that life is shit. But...
– Andi Deris
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goforeverforworseorbetter:
goodbye-old-friend:
today i found out that apparently if you kill someone in international waters on an unregistered boat then throw the body overboard they can’t trace it back to any one legal system so you can’t be prosecuted for their murder
so what did you do today
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chompyface:
i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
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hallovvrists:
i use the romney method when writing an essay
the “completely avoid the question because i have no idea what i am talking about” method
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what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains
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cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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